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WELCOME TO MY BRAIN!! ALL THAT I AM IS CONTAINED HERE
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Monkey's are our friends!
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Helloo,my name is Shan. I am a Dutch idiot turned IMMORTAL. I came to this country to find the warlord XENA. So I did. And I killed her. I once was a stupid little girl but now I am known as Shanny The Warrior Queen. Because I killed Xena.
In the future I will become a vampire slayer and rid the world of these stupid little things called bugs. WHILE single handedly curing the world of all known big toe problems. And I will do it all with an German accent!!!! HAHAHA For I am SHANNY THE WARRIOR QUEEN...
The Marvelous Shan
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Quit picking your nose this page isn't that boring!
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The following is a bunch of stuff that means nothing but you might get a laugh out of it.
Cation about the follow: If you tend to be offended easy do not read this.
I am going to say my I'm Sorrys now for any comments that we (me and Rob) might have said to offend you. If you have any complaints about it you can email me and I will remove that peice.
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Enjoy the ride!
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I'm an annoyance to my superior. A joke to my peers. They call me CRAZY...crazy Westra. Whos sister was abducted by aliens when she was young. And now chases after little green men with a monkey and beefjerkey while shouting to the heavens or to anyone with money.Who convicts the man while the government slips the truth to the part of conspiracy
Have you ever wondered if the Kellogges cereal company should be sued for the improper use the "Father son and the Holy ghost . Snap , crackle and Pop are just sacreligious misrepresented Icons of the communist reign. Instead they should chant the 23th psalm in Latin. with white endo-plastic gloves waving in the endoo-plastic air. running and jumping in this euphoric system while raising there hands to the moon every Friday the 13th and screaming with a screamingly scream. Than while screaming the lifeless life of the living undead come to greet them with a smile. peace on earth you mortal
My name is Atar. I'm from a plant in a white nova system that baby inside of you is the only thing that can save my race from going bald. You are my last hope for cavity fighting protection. God be with you ...Kiss me!
Some people call me crazy... CRAZY you don't know what crazy is..some people think crazy is running around naked with a cantaloupe on your head screaming I'm not a hamster..I'm not a hamster...thats crazy..
But when you put your hands into a shriveling mass of goo that use to be your best friend something inside you just plain SNAPS!!!!.. Well that's Chinatown baby yeah! well let me tell you something... I am not crazy I am the result of 14 years of. The confined minds of the society that tell you you are weird or crazy if you express yourself in any way that involves a gun and a roof top... WHY?? WHY??i ask...because I'm crazy......
Have you ever been trying to fix the tracking on your VCR and put your hand in the part where the video go and received a shock that made you lose the feeling in the lower part of your body and then you realized that you wet yourself??
My Stats:
Age:21 I swear
Irish Scottish Moorish Amish Kurtish Turkish Dutch Canadian.
Height:7foot 2 inches
Hair: Dark blue with light blue streaks..not really but I would like to think it is....
Eyes:White.....With blue centers
Date of birth: 6/6/66
Sex: How many times do I have to tell You NO!!!!
Live: No I am undead at least thats what the box with the pictures onit says.
Skin: Purpley pinkish blue color.
Single. But I have Rob
Rob's Stats
Jewish Nazi with nose hair's
Height: 3'4''
Color: blue (I'm a crack baby)
Born: From the womb of an ant...A Seven-headed Ant to be exact
Live: yes... until i die (Remember I'm Immortal)
Sex: sorry Cant It's not proper we don't even know eachother that well
Single, Expect for my Many personalities inside this thing called a mind.
I guess that is the ending of my res... I don't like endings I am afraid of them... WHY you ask... because when think bout the ending of things I start thinking bout the start of things and the start of life... then I start thinking bout that time when i said that things started off with a big bang during a test without knowing my teacher was very religious..
Well good bye Puny Earthling mortals but
always remember never borrow a friends axe to chop off a flys head.
Always remember you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Always remember I can run faster mad then u can scared.
Always remember to Always remember
Always remember to remember that you already wrote that.
Before We finish keeping in mind that I am afarid of the ending of things i have a question. Pop quiz hot shot
If there is a guy with a knife wearing a custume running after you what would you do??
If one day you fall into the toilet cuz you forget that the seat is up what do you do??
Do you lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog?
one more question.
WHY GINGER SPICE WHY?!?!?
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